I just was in the shower and this huge motherfucking ant came out of no where. It was the biggest fucking ant I’ve ever seen. But I drowned...
what if god has a blog and life is just one giant gif
Guys I just watched The Huntsmen episode of OUAT
do i have permission to cry or

hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
prayer circle that garrett hedlund is cast as finnick
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Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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24 Hour relay was yesterday
So I’m dead
I slept for a little bit cause I had to drive home at 5 in the morning, but still. Death.
Just an fyi, Shmind, there was a jumping bastard bug today at work. It jumped onto me from a wreath, just like “Hey this person seems like they would be pretty terrified by me.” So I flailed for roughly five minutes around the store. Then I went up to it… It just stared at me. I thought for a second if might be a piece of bark or something. So I threw some coasters at it. None of the coasters scared it away. Then it jumped literally six feet outside! It was terrifying! And it sat there and watched me close the store. It was judging me so hard. And I was flailing so much that I re-sprained my ankle… Awk
omfg the bottom middle GIF
wait.. are they both drunk or what?
Obviously we had the coolest childhood with space debris glue
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My first giveaway! I’ve been wanting to do one since last year, and now that I have some spare time and money enough to make it, I thought it was time to do it. It’s just my way to thank you all for putting up with me and with all my fandoms, which I know seem to be far too many and change from time to time, but the mainly ones are sticking, and they are what this giveaway is about. So, here’s the deal~
The Prizes:
- 4 handmade scarves. 1 TARDIS scarf (Doctor Who), 1 scarf resembling Sherlock’s (BBC Sherlock), 1 Gryffindor scarf and 1 Slytherin scarf (Harry Potter).
- The first place will get TWO scarves, their pick.
- The second place will get ONE scarf, also their pick (between the two left).
- The third place will get the last scarf.
If this gets reblog a lot I might even try and make Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff’s scarves, I’M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING because I’ll need to buy the material.
The Rules:
- Only TWO reblogs a day. I don’t want people’s dashboards getting clogged or anything. You may reblog as many days as you like, but only TWO times per day. I will be checking. And likes DO NOT count as entries, sorry!
- Anyone can reblog this, it’d be nice if you were part of the fandoms though, or at least part of one.
- I’m willing to ship worldwide. It doesn’t matter where you are from but when I pick the winners the shipping date will be due BASED ON THEIR LOCATION. I won’t have trouble in shipping it right away if the winners are from USA, Canada or even South America (I think) but if the winners are from any other country it might be delayed because of the costs. They will get their prizes anyway.
- You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes to the giveaway (such as adding more prizes) it’d be helpful if you were, just to keep track of them. Plus, I’ll be posting pictures of the scarves as I’m finishing them.
- You must be willing to share your address with me, and if you must, ask your parents for permission.
- Your ask box must be open, that’s how the winners will get notified. If the winner (when picked) doesn’t have their ask box open I’ll have to pick another one. The winners will have 12 hours to reply with their information, if they don’t, I will too pick another winner and so on until I have all the addresses of the winners.
- The giveaway ends on Saturday, June 23rd. I will pick the winners that night, so I will stop counting the reblogs around 9 PM (CST) I might inform the winners the same day if I can, if not, the next day.
- The winners will be chosen by a random number generator using random.org and once someone has won I’ll remove their name from the list to choose the next winner, and so on.
A huge thank you to Ana for making the cutest drawing for this!
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
Bloomsbury, the publisher of the “Harry Potter” series by author JK Rowling, also said it was counting on a new Rowling three-book box set tied into the Potter series, and a non-fiction account of spies in World War II to support sales in the coming year.
WAIT WHAT OMFG IS THIS REAL
REAL OR NOT REAL
REAL OR NOT REAL
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Shocking illusion. Watch celebrities turn ugly. Keep your eyes on the cross.holy fuck this is hilarious
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